Sunday, August 6, 2023

Guess Who's Back

 Not to lift a line from Eminem or anything but, yeah, here I am. I am alive, despite this blog seeming to be on hiatus since 2020. But so much of everybody's life changed so much in 2020 that I can hardly be blamed for forgetting this thing existed.

In early 2020, my wife and I vacated Mississippi, which I will never consider a bad thing, and moved to Ohio. 

Now, a lot happened in Ohio. I became a pagan. I started working at a warehouse. I got to play "Whose Lane is it Anyway?" during the winter. But I didn't get much writing done. In fact, I'd be surprised if, for the whole year and a half we lived there, I got more than 1000 words written. 

This was due largely to the fact that we lived with friends and all our computers were in a single room, and I cannot write while there are people around, because non-writers always start asking questions, especially when one of the non writers is an autistic 13 year old kid. I love the kid, consider him a nephew, and when I win the lottery, I'll do my best to make sure he's ok, but I do not want him mouth breathing over my shoulder while I try to write.

So I didn't write. I spent the entire time working, playing video games and taking up new hobbies, like wood carving and mead making.

But now, I'm back. Both in Kansas City, where I belong, and I'm back writing. I've started at least 2 new stories that may end up novel length by the time I'm finished with them since we moved here last year, and I'm starting to engage with writer Twitter more as well. (Note: I refuse to call it X. That's ridiculous and Elon Musk should feel bad about it.)

So I decided to come back to this blog again. Maybe I'll try and make it a weekly thing. Maybe I'll start posting chapters of WIPs. I don't know what I'll do. All I know is I'm here and I'm writing.

Thank the gods.

Saturday, February 29, 2020

How I Met Your Mother; A Study on Declining Quality


I saw an interesting question posted by someone on Twitter. I came across it because someone I follow responded and I got to thinking about it. My acquaintance refused to answer because she didn’t want a mob of “Um, actually…”

I can’t say I blame her.

So anyway, on to the question.

“What TV show declined in quality as it went along?”

That question in and of itself is loaded as fuck. Mostly because questions of quality almost always are. Quality is subjective and varies from person to person.
But what it comes down to is this: every single show declines in quality over time, for a variety of reasons. It could be any number of reasons. Writers leave or get fired; actors change their outlook on the character. And of course, there's studio pressure.

That last item brings one show to mind: How I Met Your Mother.
I swear it was good at first.

Now I know it’s not exactly controversial to shit on HIMYM, and that’s not quite what I’m here to do. I’m going to share my opinions on how and why the show’s quality declined and how it could have been better.

How I Met Your Mother’s premise is right there in the title. We hear the main character, Ted, voiced by Bob Saget, because why the fuck not, telling his kids how he met their mother. They filmed the framing scenes before the rest of the show so that the kids would be a consistent age. This alone tells me that the creators knew how they wanted the story to unfold.

With that in mind, I’m willing to bet that they had three or four seasons planned. Five at the most. The other seasons? Well, they weren’t planning on that. Most sitcoms don’t last nine seasons. Only a select few have hit at the right time, with the right circumstances to stand the test of time.
I can only think of 2 other sitcoms off the top of my head that had runs as long or longer than HIMYM. Those are Friends and The Big Bang Theory. 

Now, I have my problems with Big Bang, but that’s neither here nor there. I was too young to have any serious critique of Friends back in the day. It hasn’t aged well, of course, but it’s a product of its time. And like we don’t judge old literature by today’s standards, (at least we try not to) shouldn’t we do the same for older tv shows?

But I digress. I’m here to talk about HIMYM.

As I was saying, it seems to me that the creators only had a few seasons planned for the show. But then it hit the big time, on the back of Neil Patrick Harris’s character Barney. The reason I say it’s because of him is because, as the show went along, it focused less on Ted and more on Barney.
That’s not a bad thing in and of itself, the character did show growth over the course of the series. At least until the final episode.

Which brings me to what might be the most contentious point of the entire series: the Finale.
Unlike everybody else, I didn’t mind the finale. It wrapped things up and was true to life. Divorce happens. Death happens. Just because it’s a sitcom doesn’t mean we shouldn’t show those things. Why should a sitcom be immune to bad things?

The problem wasn’t with the finale. It was with the entire final season leading up to the last episode. The whole gods-damned season was one big gimmick. The whole season took place in the span of one day, which isn’t a bad gimmick in and of itself. It worked for 24, right? But it was stupid for this show, since they hadn’t used this any other season. 

Also, because of the length of the last season, there was a lot of filler. A lot of bullshit could have been avoided by cutting the number of episodes down and removing the filler. Or spreading the events of the finale out across several episodes. This would have let fans process the emotions over weeks, rather than over the span of a single episode. 

For instance, we learn that the titular mother died years before the frame story, i.e. after the kids were born. Which we should have seen coming, since the title of the show kind of hinted at that: How I Met Your Mother. These kinds of stories are usually told by both parents. Unless one of them is out of the picture, either thanks to divorce or death. Ted is telling the story alone, and Mom never pops in at all. Not even to ask why the fuck the kids have been in your study for weeks, you long winded fuck. So, it stands to reason that Mom is either gone or dead.

Sure, the ending boils the series down to “How I Wanna Bang Your Aunt Robin”, but if they’d spread the events of the finale out, it wouldn’t have been as bad. They could have shown Barney and Robin’s marriage falling apart, rather than smash cut from “I do” to divorce. They could have shown Mom interacting with the others in the group more. Make us like her for who she is, rather than saying “yep, this is the Mom we’ve waited 9 seasons to see. Guess what, she’s dead.”

How I Met Your Mother should have been 5 seasons shorter and the last season should have dropped the stupid gimmick. Ultimately, though, it is a case study in how a show can go to shit from studio meddling.